this

"boypussy jsng is behind that door" me:

nerds. nerdy guys. mmmhf

my life is extremely underwhelming so I'm spicing it up by obsessing over random men because what else am I supposed to do really. that's my passion

his wife is a freaked out smut reader this is hilarious

also sharing that in public server is insane bro has no shame

I need more friends who are radical woke queer perverts why is everyone I know so normal. everyone get weirder and more perverted NOW

im creaming my pants

he's so fucking real for that. same bro

every time I'm concerned about my lifestyle choices and the fact that I'm not doing super healthy stuff I remind myself that I used to do crystal meth. it can't get worse than that

I believe I am healed. a changed man.

we are so back

I wanna hang out but I don't wanna be annoying

I got left on read which is making me anxious but I don't wanna millionduple text and be like HEY RESPOND TO ME PLEASE so I'll just wait but like. UGHFBF SJEB DO YOU HATE ME NOW?? PLEASE DONT HATE ME

hang out - fumbled

I'm so annoying honestly. like I annoy myself oh god I need therapy

I don't even have anyone I could call when I'm sad

TAKE ME BACK TO 2019 GRAAAH

am I really that boring?

I guess in the end what's really making me sour is that everyone seems to have way easier time to be social and keep up their friendships when I'm having an internal world war whenever I want to send a text