Please remind me how we are moving forward. In this video, a machine from the year ~2000 (600MHz, 128MB RAM, spinning-rust hard disk) running Windows NT 3.51. Note how incredibly snappy opening apps is. 👇

As a… – Mobile web user I want… – 80% off my first order

Maximum size of a PDF, version 7: 381 km × 381 km. commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Seit…

This tweet just wasted one of your rate limit slots.

Modern encrypted messengers send lots more messages than you realize, thanks to stuff like “read receipt” messages, where B’s phone will fire off a quick automatic response when B reads the message. 5/

I've asked an AI to generate a trailer for a HEIDI movie and now I can never sleep again

Das ist übrigens was passiert, wenn man Klimaaktivist*innen pauschal als „Terroristen“ und “Kriminelle“ betitelt und damit nicht nur Terrorismus relativiert sondern auch das letzte bisschen Restanstand gegen populistisches Stammtischgehabe eintauscht. x.com/filepschulz/st…

Feels good man

This is also funny because a core promise of Twitter Blue is that you won't see very many ads! So Twitter Blue went from the feature that would make ads unnecessary to one where Blue users MUST be shown ads in order to succeed!

I remember when Apple proposed their CSAM scanning system in 2021, there were a lot of people complaining about the “slippery slope fallacy” and how we couldn’t just assume that content scanning would be expanded to other purposes. 23 months later: therecord.media/senate-dea-bil…

I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me.

Who the fuck is CLSOPDTRD

I can't take this platform serious anymore with its horrible new logo. 😂 Probably this is just some dumb plan to keep the media's focus on Twitter. Why would they kill a world-wide known brand while looking to become profitable? Makes no sense. #TwitterLogo

Welp, Twitter name so coming off the building right now but Elon Musk didn’t get permit for the equipment on the street so San Francisco Police is shutting it down.

I hope this happens and is required, it would finally get me to quit this website.

More vandalism from Elon Musk. Twitter has now removed all media posted before 2014. Thats - so far - almost a decade of pictures and videos from the early 2000s removed from the service. For example, here’s a search of my media tweets from before 2014. x.com/search?q=From%…

Why does muscle memory still make me type the domain of this site into the address bar? I shouldn't be here. #eXit

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