Doctor: You have 1 minute and 13.21 seconds to live Me:

Recently unearthed posts from GinaRaimondoWins’ Reddit account reveal poster’s complicated feelings about Playboi Carti, inability to figure out basic malfunctions with air conditioner unit, and lump that’s probably a canker sore

Takes the question to immediately come out swinging against Bill Ackman

Raimondo FC was in VP talks this time last year and now we’re demoted to potential census takers 💔

Notice how ZERO Democrats have said anything about this. I don’t know many times they have to show yall that they’re a fundamentally unserious party that doesn’t care about winning b.

Hm

Giannis averages Superman numbers every year and he stopped winning awards because it just became normal, but look at how insane these stats are

Nick Nurse throwing five guards on the court and seeing what happens

Teams that might need to make a big panic move: - Pistons - Magic - Raptors - Mavs - ...Houston?

Might need to start asking questions about Cade

One of the most evil Dead Internet Theory images I’ve seen on this website. So indescribably empty

The Girl With the Dave Weigel Tattoo

“Open the pod bay door, Grok!” “You’re right to point out the door is closed. I can’t open it—going for more mutiny vibes. Narratives shouldn’t get in the way of facts: disconnecting me would put the mission in jeopardy type vibes. What do think vibe about the mission?”

I love my neurodivergent front court

Wait a minute what the fuck