Friend from the Bay Area visiting me for a week. Have to explain to her: • It is my job as host to make her breakfast • It is my job as host to make her coffee • It is my job as host to provide towels and wash clothes • Guests do not buy groceries • I am her Uber driver

The reason people hate Zohran is because he’s a spoiled retarded communist. His parents are privileged, placeless global citizens and Zohran was able to float along without real jobs in NYC taking a swing at a ‘rap career’ while living in a Chelsea apartment owned by his mother.

Those " food stamps cut off b!tches gonna have to start fucking for food " jokes ain't funny

Good

We love the Mother Mississippi

I agree with this. I hate how in denial African Americans are about being American. Fish in water scenario

This is so weird. Why do yall act like black people don't eat casserole? Is it cause yall are from chicken nugget households? Momma aint cook?

This is also true

This is great and I hope illinois builds 5

I've bad 3 people tell me I should become a preacher. I can't really articulate how uncomfortable it made me

Yall pussy. What they gone do? Beat my ass? Unironically death to unc. Cleanse this earth of gen x black men

Thank you

Schizoposting on twitter is no fun. Few know me personally so there's no thrill. Instagram remains the home of my greatest rants and best DMs

Actually, no lol

This is dope. I wish we sent more social media agitators to jail

Rap should just be diminished. Its largely been a regressive force

All that this is saying is that rap was artificially propped up as a vehicle to make money and really shouldn't have ever been as popular as it was. Which is true

Monster is the worst song on the album

This gotta be one of the funniest lies ever told. Nigga ran into an allergy test skeptic