Comedian Theo Von ends up in Qatar and is put on stage by President Trump to crack jokes for American troops at the Al Udeid Air Base. "I feel like I'm guilty of something. I didn't know I was going to be here either. I promise you this is definitely court-ordered." "They said,

I think illegal aliens should get due process. The process is this: you capture them, you confirm that they are here illegally, you expel them from the country. That’s it. That’s the whole process. No other process is “due” these people.

“Billy, this is the 2025 Kansas City Royals. They have one of the best pitching staffs in baseball. Their shortstop is the best overall player in the majors. Their defect is they score three runs a week.”

Prostate cancer is the easiest cancer to diagnose when it first starts and to watch it progress to bone metastases. The PSA blood test shows the rate of cancer cell growth. For even with the most aggressive form, it is a 5-7 year journey without treatment before it becomes

I’ll just leave this here.

Seen enough! Make the call

He ain’t wrong lol

We have made the following roster moves:

Go call your dad, Jac!

How Trump can completely destroy his legacy in two easy steps: 1. Get us involved in a war in the Middle East 2. Give amnesty to illegals on behalf of the hotel industry and Big Ag

Jac Caglianone first career big league homer and an extended “silent treatment” from his teammates to celebrate. Wait for the end!

First Cags crush in the books. 💪

Jac Caglianone goes 439 ft for his 2nd of the day!

Keep it up dads

It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.   Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and

RIP Charlie Kirk Charlie Kirk

Keith, you are already living in Hell. Old, unemployed, irrelevant. Fired from every job you ever had. Unmarried and childless. Spending your final years alone, shitposting into the void, begging to be noticed. When you die you will leave behind no legacy and there will be nobody

Call Saints about Kamara. Their season is cooked.

How can you not love this man. "I ended seven wars and never even received a phone all from the UN. These are the two things I got from the UN, a bad escalator and a bad teleprompter."

The anti-gun violence movement? Oh so does that mean you support severe punishments for violent criminals? Does that mean you want to reform the justice system in order to arrest and imprison more dangerous people and keep them in prison longer? No, you don’t want any of those