Counterpoint:

It’s time for Congressman Cordyceps to retire.

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I suspected this from day 1.

Starts out serious and ends with you busting a gut 😂

An atheist Chinese surgeon didn't believe in Jesus until this happened Video: CBN

I’m so ready for SEC Officiating to stop screwing Texas A&M. Seriously, can you at least try to call an even game when we’re at home?

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012” me in 2012:

Although the SAVE Act public discourse is frustrating, there’s a silver lining: Democrats have apparently figured out what a woman is.

I would rather pay more money to fly Delta or JSX than reward Southwest Airlines for stabbing its loyal customers in the back. I refuse to fly southwest again until it eliminates assigned seating and the new bag charges.

If a random diabetic were to go missing, would the police fly helicopters two weeks later to scan the city for a Dexcom signal? I seriously doubt it.

Bro was dropping knowledge

This sums it up perfectly.

OMG, she's right! I will never be able to watch Indian Jones again! 😂

🚨 TEXAS PRIMARY BOMBSHELL IN BEXAR COUNTY by the Alamo!! Texas voter ID numbers are integers = whole numbers. But look what showed up in the Feb 18 election check-in file: 1258680842.91728 instead of 1066724840.0000000000. Voter ID numbers

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