⠀ we can eat in the car then ? pleaseeeee ? ⠀

⠀ can you act more excited??? ⠀

⠀ THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!! YIPPIE!!!!! ⠀

⠀ about yesterday or in general?! ⠀

⠀ ohmygosh uhhhh. right now i think i’m on my way to mcdonald’s or something? not really sure yet. ⠀

⠀ maybe i can throw one in the air really high.. ⠀

❛𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚?❜ 𝗠. 𝘔𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥.

⠀ ❝ the worms have spilt out and there’s a whole infestation, i’m afraid .. the exterminator is here comforting me. it’s a real tragedy. ⠀

⠀ A playful nudge. ❝ my poor, sweet, midland. the exterminators name rhymes with timon . . . ⠀

⠀ ❝ nah, i’m totally about to kiss this dude. i feel a connection all up in my heart. it’s super romantic, he’s looking at me with hearts in his eyes. he loves worms. it’s what brought us together. ⠀

⠀ ❝ true love. obviously. ⠀

⠀ 😮‍💨 ⠀

⠀ ❝ It absolutely exists, and i do. sooo. check mate. i win, bubble secured and untouchable. ⠀

⠀ ❝ compared to you and mister ten times divorcee, i’m like practically cupid! ⠀

⠀ ❝ you disagree, loverboy? gonna come sweep me off my feet? take me on a romantic dinner for two and a walk across the water? a quiet snicker. ⠀

⠀ ❝ well open it up, and crawl out. if you don’t , “boss man” will gladly treat me right. he can be quite the romancer in the most pathetic way possible. mightttt have competition if you don’t smarten up!! tick, tock, midland! times ticking! ⠀

⠀ ❝ nothing out of the ordinary — that’s just. his thing. ⠀

⠀ literally me when! ⠀

⠀ i’m literally going to hurl all overthe van godsave our so uls ⠀

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