google earth-ing spiral jetty in my spare time

in the states stocking up on candy

take it easy

busy doing things I shouldn’t

one time I dated someone who told me that Janet Jackson was just a dancer and reader, he never saw me again

ate jalapeño chips and then tried to take my makeup off; anyway, I’m blind now

don’t talk to me unless it’s about Scandoval

Kiss a Pisces

to all the men who use pics I took on their r*ya profiles

the thing about moving to another country alone is that now I’ve learned to kill my own spiders

back on my bullshit (wearing sweatpants to dinner)

slept in a boys bed and it was so comfortable that I’m rethinking my whole stance on dating just to have regular access to a reasonable sleep

i’m not a psycho i’m just trying to get laid

Kiss a Pisces

Why does Duolingo think cats have jobs

just need to know what kind of conditioner Trent Crimm uses

my yearly tweet about missing tomato season in Virginia, my favorite time of year 🍅

breaking: everything is made up

should I start tweeting dumb thoughts again why not