the Spider-Man games have me going from hating pigeons to CRYING over these winged rats after a mission. I spent a full game chasing your asses down! let me live!

born to frolic, forced to make value for shareholders

Back to Portland, land of the

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Yeah :/ Rachita (she/her)

biggest win of the year was my therapist suggesting we switch from weekly to every other week because things are good 🥲

Woke up in a cold sweat thinking about the studded Litas and not sure if it was a dream or a nightmare

I have circled back so hard that at this point I think it’s just spiraling

my favorite broken clock

i've seen crazy ads in my life but NOTHING compares to this.

if you don’t do the work, you don’t get the perks!

Not once have I set my out of office without daydreaming about faking my death and running away to start anew

We’re only 13 days into 2024, but I can already tell that the best money I’ll spend all year is on studio portraits of my dog.

I will not know peace until the Super Bowl is over BUT we made it on the today show 🥲

live from the super bowl, jesus wants to save our soles?

Mountain Dew® Business in the front. Party in the cart. ATV added to cart. #DoorDashAllTheAds

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