I’m obsessed with the Olympic village storyline of Henrik Christiansen being an absolute fiend for the chocolate muffins

Me in the mornings trying not to fall asleep again:

"Imma just wake up early and do it then"

Just saw a TikTok that said “believing in Jesus and not obeying his Word, is exactly what Satan does” I - 😭😭

Chicken and chips with a side of halloumi is touching £20. It’s not cheeky. It’s unruly.

No, this is how plantain should look

Jollof rice anytime you add stew:

Sacrificing the first layer of the onion to avoid unnecessary struggle>>>>>

True friends are the ones who help you get to Jesus.

I’m either wearing it, or i ate it 😭

“N-U-T-E-L-L-A” ☝🏾 “What’s the word?” “PEANUT BUTTER!!! ☝🏾” Oh man, kids >>> 😭

Can some explain to me the concept of: Needing a cake for a joyous occasion Not knowing a single person allergic to egg Ordering from Cake Box eggless cake ?

Restaurant music being low enough for conversations

when your music is on shuffle & all the bangers line up one after the other

... y’all good?

Me on my way to a meetup i initiated when i was in extroverted mood