Jordan just slowly turned to me and whispered ‘you have work tomorrow’, which seems like an uncalled for revelation

Is Wordle on crack what’s happening with the word choices plz

Well this was very good if anyone has a spare 2.5 hours

POV: You’ve seen A Little Life on the West End and now you have to wear sunglasses on the tube home. Absolutely out of this world acting. (Also - sorry to the rest of the audience for having to watch me aggressively crying on row AA *on the stage* 🫠)

Because each trip costs circa £450 I wanted to share that I’m back on my Uber boat bullshit so it’s not been for nothing x

Wisdom teeth are so embarrassing - like I’m 31 years old and I’m teething???? Mortified

Irish people when they see you wear a coat with more than one colour

I think Georgia Steel is a threat to society as not only can she be a little manipulative but she very nearly made me consider cutting in a fringe and that would have been a disaster as I don’t have her bone structure #LoveIsland

Turning Monday blues around by waking up an hour early to have a coffee and watch DWKT on the big screen before work Lily Marston Jessi Smiles

I’m watching love island and none of my friends are so I’m going to have to come on here and say the SCREAM I SCRUMPED watching last nights episode this morning, coffee gone everywhere, head is spinning, can’t believe it #LoveIslandUK

First that loud ass 2 hour kiss and now Ayo and Mimii, what a terrible opener #loveisland

Tell me why I’ve woken up crying after I had a dream (nightmare?) Zendaya and Tom Holland broke up??

I *need* a screenshot of Nelly with her sunglasses and beret on asap #GBBO

The casting for #GBBO this year has been sensational, real life Disney prince Dylan? Light of my LIFE Nelly? Gone-way-too-soon Mike? Eugh, obsessed with them all

I just know Nelly’s whimsical comments about spotted dick would have been GOLD I’m so gutted she’s not here 😭 #GBBO

Watched #GladiatorII and the whole way through I couldn’t stop wondering if Paul mescal noticed his co-star is identical to his pal Daisy

You couldn’t pay me MONEY to go in that hostile environment 😂😂😂 could cut the tension with a knife I feel on edge watching #loveislanduk #loveisland

Just had a vivid flashback to my youth when I was at my friends watching MTV and said ‘this Taylor Swift girl will be a one hit wonder, mark my words’ hahahahahahhaaha