pretty sure i need to move to oregon

i’ve gotten addicted to turning on do not disturb it’s so good i love not receiving notifications

me at work after clogging two separate toilets over the weekend in oregon USA

entertaining some potential lunch concepts

just noticed a little hair trapped under my new screen protector. it’s fine. i’m not going to freak out about it. i’m not going to freak out

coughing a bunch in my office to soft launch calling out sick for the afternoon

chocolate chip cookies for dinner

the midwits shall inherit the earth

ba baaaa ba baaaa this is the sound of settling

it took me a decade of higher education to learn how to cast magic missile in real life

it’s five o’clock somewhere…… and that somewhere is champaign, illinois

i’m within 3 miles of matpat’s location

the dream of the 90s is alive in portland