Professor X Alcohol Consumption is Injuries to Health!!!!!

liked I spend so many hours day in and day out in this weight room, a year ago I would've never pictured myself whe…

I need to drop another 10 pounds or so for health reasons, so understand I will be hating The World for a while

Purring: automatic safety-valve for happiness overflow.

Mortal love is when sensuality is satisfied. True love is when love is sacrificed. - David H.k. Leung

Sign of a Loser: He worked two years on his boss's signature then the perfectly forget check came back marked 'Insufficient Funds'.

Cats hearing is much more sensitive than hoomans and dogs.

What's the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth.

Doug Larson~ If the English language made any sense a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

I married my wife for her looks... But not the ones she's been giving me lately!

If you swear you will catch no fish. - English Proverb

In order to shake a hypothesis it is sometimes not necessary to do anything more than push it as far as it will go. - Denis Diderot

You might be a redneck if: You use Your CD-ROM drive as a beer holder.

Suicide is a way of telling God "You can't fire me I quit!"

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!

Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other can you smell fish? .

Bleeding Edge: The time between buying your new computer and unpacking it at home.

Cats don't sleep in their own pee and poo. My cats won't even step in their litter box if you forget to clean it regularly.

You just may be a #catnut if: You ask the Pizza delivery place if they can stop and pick up some of the cats from the vet on the way.

Whom fortune favours the world favours. - German Proverb