I went to the bank earlier today. I said, "I need to make a deposit". The girl behind the counter said: "You can't go to the toilet in here sir .. " .. !!!! .. xXx

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Thank God it's another day !!!! .. xXx

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Listening to Arielle on BBC Radio 1 Dance .. xXx

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I've just heard Debby Ryan got married to Josh Dum .. sorry .. Dun .. sorry about that Jessie .. !!!! .. xXx

Arielle Free got suspended .. !!!! .. xXx

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The trains are all fucked up. Again !!!! .. xXx

I think I was born yesterday .. watching England and New Zealand 2nd test match + listening to Cleo Sol - Fear when you fly, courtesy of the lovely Sian Eleri - BBC Radio 1 DJ. Nice and cosy .. zzz .. xXx

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Laura's South Africa are shot out for 64. Well done to Heather and her girls !!!! .. xXx

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On flightradar24 dreaming about Alexandra Hartley again !!!! .. xXx .. also cooking some home made pasta. I think Alexandra Hartley would like it .. there's no balls in it !!!!

YouTube want fucking !!!!

I am supporting Alexandra Hartley for her opinion that the England women's cricket team are not fit enough. Most of them are over weight and out of shape. We just want them to win. Go Alex !!!! .. xXx