I love Tolkien. I love Peter Jackson. I love Anya. This is fucking stupid.

Cus I definitely needed more film posters…

And don’t even get me started on quicksand

:(

This is a joke right?

Facts

I need to read some Clark Ashton Smith soon…

Imagine spending literal years building up to Snow vs the Night King and Arya completing her list and then have Arya kill the Night King and rocks kill Cersei. For what? All to "subvert expectations?" Biggest fumble in TV history.

Procrastination

So… when tf we gonna see Resident Evil? I LOVE Zach, but this ain’t it. This has ZERO RE in it. Just looks like an original “outbreak” film with RE IP slapped on it. RE film should be an absolute layup. Possibly the easiest thing to adapt. But apparently you all hate money.

Vehicle kill switches and tornados in 2027.

Using Welcome to Raccoon City as an argument for a “faithful adaptation failing so they should make an OG film” while intentionally neglecting that they smushed 3 games together, had questionable casting/characterization choices & had their budget CUT is disingenuous af. (1/2)

"WHY ARE YOU MAD CHUD! MOVIE GONNA BE AWESOME YOU FANS ARE SUCH CHUDS FR!" Resident Evil fans have never received a movie actually adapted to the video games. Every single time its some weird off the wall interpretation. A dozen examples now. That's why they're mad. I am

Never thought I’d see the day where I need to mute the term “Resident Evil” Fucking tourists.

My money is on Surf Dracula.

The internet is a tiresome place. You simply cannot have a differing opinion or respectable discourse with these people.

If buying isn't owning, pirating isn't theft.

I’m ALMOST done the edit of my next novella: Hùlskinn Gods be praised.