The school thing I honestly dey want shun then sell kelewele 😭

Good women get picked between 18 -25. If she's 30 and still single, There's probably a pathetic reason why

You get kakareyreyy you say you shedda go bald….siaaaaa 😂

if we’re not in love, please text me before calling.

Never forget when Fat Messi dog walked the entire Madrid team for 90 mins straight 😭

I just bought an AirPod for 30 cedis…chale more than JBL oo,ɛbom ruff😂

Them for shun Dey produce silicon covers for iPhone coz ah😔 I’ll explain later lemme finish crying 😭🤧

“Face card never declines” but you can’t take a picture without filter…..siaaaaaa 😂

"What is mine will come back to me" Na because dem never steal your phone before😂💔

From okay baby to okay bro cus I don’t have 2k urgently..Herrh😹!

Three most annoying days of the week 1. Monday 2. The day after Sunday 3. Tomorrow 😭

The Egyptians you see today, you go see them again if you no comot for Egypt!

If you no marry the girl wey you knack, you go marry girl wey Dem knack, so relax nothing spoil

Isn't it scary knowing that any time could be the last time you talk to someone?

Dear Ex Tomorrow post me na mene wo ay3 bi p3n

enough is enough!! If your billing pass 200 cedis I’ll ask for sex Regardless of your gender✋😒✋