“I hate horseflies, they’re like..... horses.”

“Yesterday I sniffed my vent for 30 seconds, it smells good.”

“Ham is FOR SURE one of my top three favorite meats.”

“Every night before bed I do 30 sit ups naked, BUTT naked.”

“I used to ask my mom if I could go to Hidden Valley to eat ranch and salads.”

*going over rumble strips* “I like the way that feels on my butt”

leaving your friends house after a sleepover like

“I woke up at 1 a.m. dying of thirst. My mouth tasted like puke and I didn’t understand why.”

“I hate the word man slaughter” *gags*

“I know my stomach shrunk because I used to be able to eat 3 plates at Hu Hot but now I can only eat one.”

Madi: “I just strained my neck.” Hailey “You shanked your neck?” Mrs. Ott: “You shaved your neck??”

*Ben goes to use the bathroom* Madi: “Just wait, I don’t know if I flushed or not.”

“this is my real life flexing”

*Madi trying to plank* “I just can’t do planks. They’re like one of the sixty things that I can’t do.”