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The biggest Bum here, swears he’s that nigga!!

I’m bout to go home and make a dance routine to Mama Dee’s “ I deseve” so my husband knows how serious I am About these #COWBOYCARTER tickets

Not my ACT ii shirt is crooked as hell. Like crazy off centered. Get it together yall! Not Beyoncé! But whoever gave me this crook ass shirt

I really don’t talk to nobody at work. I like it so much better this way though!

Employee: Let me tell you a joke Me: Okay shoot! Employee: Why did the student eat the paper? Me: Lol why? Employee: Cause the teacher told him it was a piece of cake….. bust out in hysterical laugh Me:

Because she’s Muva!! Of course!

Tap me on the shoulder when you reload the gun. Tyrant is my soooonnnggg!!!

Grown mean writing musical poems about each other is weird.

I’m worse than a man. I’ve been watching this TINA SNOW video for about an hr. Damn!!!

God said Vengeance is not ours it’s his

Getting a Tesla now is definitely yellow flag vibes. But I still want one

Just announce the tour already Beyoncé!!

Wondering how cringe this interview with club Shay Shay and Amanda Seals is going to be 😬

This lady is Offaly chatty in the E.R at 3:00 am. If you don’t shut tf up and sit in pain like the rest of us.

Getting mad at me cause you got demoted on your day off is wild.

Being the side chick without knowing you’re the side chick is crazy. How you watching his kid while him her are at marriage counseling?

Training someone who’s breath smells like Tuna and sauerkraut 🤢

People with children named Nevaeh get on my nerves. “It’s heaven spelled backwards” bish ion care!

Should I or should I not go to the company dinner 🤔

Not me dancing to Don’t drop that thun thun thun and realizing they’re talking about drugs and not booty