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I think I've figured out why I'm happier than most people. Because I don't care about politics. I give absolutely zero fucks about who wins. It makes no difference. Now shut up and get back to football banter and fart jokes.

Bold of you to assume they would want to live next to you.

I wish. I'd dress a lot better and enjoy wine more. But I'd still think you were a fuckwit.

End of argument. We were all wrong. And right.

I'm setting myself up for a flogging here, but I'm gonna do it anyway.... Scones are revolting. I'd rather chew a scabby arse.

Probably because weed is better than peoples. 🤔

Well this an absolute delight. 🤟

I am no longer enjoying upgrading my qualifications. Any volunteers to finish it for me?

I will never understand why this man was not put in charge of the entire planet.

Can any of you geniuses make stickers? I reckon these belong in each of our loco crappers.

I have a head cold. I'm a middle aged man, so obviously, I'm in more pain than anyone has ever been in. I'm going to need thoughts, prayers, and quite possibly an audience with Pope Whats-his-face.

I have 5 hours and 34 minutes left in my 40's. HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?????

There hasn't been a single boob in my DM's all day. Even my wife is disappointed.

Aaron Woods can't even blame CTE for his stupidity. The big blouse never ran or tackled hard enough to cop a decent head injury.

Makes it a bit difficult to keep my spuds under control though...

Drunk again. Who wants pics of my wobbly bits?

Drunk again. That's 4 times this week. And I've got bowls tomorrow.

It's 5 am. Any chance winter could hurry up and arrive?

$80 a gram coke.

Signal? What signal?😳