by age 20 this is what your group of friends should look like: - lesbian jesus - war crime product of the death of 200 children of her generation - 2 codependent friends soul merged in one body - freak lesbian with a skeleton arm - the soul of the earth - a 6 legged dog

this photo was in the little exercise demo leaflet that came with my resistance bands and... hmm...

tit tour tonight!!!

shoutout to the employees at the corner shop nearest the dan and phil live show venue as a bunch of 🚬gots descended on them at 10:30pm to buy monster energy

I think if twitter is going to censor me for saying c!s they should go all out with the queerphobia and let me say 🚬got uncensored

hot to go played before the dip and pip show so I posted a video to insta like "I hope they play hot to go/babe this is the dan and phil terrible influence tour" and my mum liked it?? mum you don't know what any of those words mean

UK folks does anyone have protein powder brand recs that dissolve properly in liquid? The last one I got made super gritty shakes :(

Happy Pancake Day

"Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?" Does Sisyphus like his boulder

Consider donating to local disability support charities today if you have the means. They provide invaluable support to people trying to navigate the intentionally hostile benefits system, and they will undoubtedly receive an influx of support requests over the coming days.

Lots of disabled folk aren’t eligible for Universal Credit. Many of those aren’t eligible as a result of their total household income (i.e. a partner who earns money). This can be a catalyst for financial abuse of disabled folk, and will only be made worse by these reforms.

recycling win! the little scoops that come with protein powder are the perfect size for measuring out a portion of cat crunches

do I know anyone who has tickets to The Crane Wives in Manchester, currently going on my tod

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked little alex horne and he said all the information is on the task

listen to your body? the body craves a lethal amount of kinder bueno