No murders in DC for seven straight days. A record. Democrats are outraged.

That time of year when all the minerals have been sweated out of my body. Cheers!

Muthr Fukr!😂😂😂

Giving Sport Drink a try this morning… yes I have Yetis, I don’t give a fuck. Happy Friday!!!

GM. A rare Saturday work day for me. Please respect my privacy during this trying time.

Fun fact: I once cooked for Stephen Jones (Cowboys) and his entourage for three days… he played with my Lab pup and ate “the best damned quesadillas I’ve ever had”. He also said the beef tendy we prepared was “superb”. Here’s Blue in the kitchen. Wasn’t allowed to take pics of

Why would anyone ever buy a cane that didn't have a sword in it

Texcellence!

I’m someone’s buddy!

Many such cases…they say a bunch of words and then POOF! Gone.

Cool thing about this corner of the tueedr, you don’t even have to block these kooks… they self immolate.

There’s a correlation here I can’t quite put my finger on…

Why do all these weird white people love Muslims so much? Someone plz explain like I’m 7

I’m tired.

I voted for this!

Looks like I found Braxton McCoy’s Instagram.

Ceilings going up~ 💪🏻

Failing news agency says what?