at first i serioused then i lol'd

Adrian Chase lookalike contest in my bedroom tonight... there can be TWO lucky winners

I've tasted being a teenager and I've tasted being an adult and I recommend not being born at all

it’s finally happened. netanyahu is khamas

America is so funny because when other countries fake high approval ratings it’s always 95%+ but even in America’s wildest dreams the best they can do is still barely over half

i'm a real forgetter i don't know or recall shit

Not right now sweetie I am having My nothing time

Get this guy outta the chair man

how it feels trying to do anything on my iphone 13 now that the 17 is out

when i realize that i didn't get better i was just distracted

How it feels being in a fandom none of your friends are in

i could be having the worst day of my life and still have a joke on standby.

obvious ragebait #joongdok

when i'm acting non chalant but someone brings up a movie i love

no more learning experiences please god I am smart enough

They needed 10 players that’s why they finally signed horford 😭😭

WARRIORS HAVE TEN PLAYERS ON THE ROSTER NOW!!!!

actually such an insane flop for you to buy an entire website and try to rebrand it just for everyone to still call it “twitter”