kylie jenner lip challange was so 2k16! nose also reminds me of the double barrel shotgun from fort. #fortnite

went to an indian restaurant last night (big mistake). ring of fire in full affect as i am typing this

so glad i don’t have a hot sister

if i’m on a 10 hr flight and your dumbass has a window seat and you open that shit every 15 mins to see if we’re still above the clouds you deserve to be put down immediately. -tqd (from 30,000 freedom units in the air)

2.8 hog cycle. yes i have 9k trophies. yes i have evolution fire cracker and yes i 🪵 show miss firecracker a great time, next question.

nobody swings the rock like rajon rondo

dude j took a table of four to himself at the bar and sat down with a water and watched instagram reels on max volume. #shrink

eating mangos on the porch, come fuck with me.

wore flip flops and shorts into the office today

getting lunch beers is like getting up to piss during a commercial break, who gonna stop me?

Beer is narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams

if you ride a motorcycle you’re automatically a fag, if you ride a motorcycle and split lanes you’re a double fag

day is ruined. squeezed ketchup on my scrambled eggs and only the precum came out.

#babw (big ass black woman)

been farting on this plane and the girl sitting next to me just asked who i thought it was. i said the tiny asian woman infront of us. i panicked

just saw king kong shadowboxing a mermaid in times square.

been ripping crazy ass lately lol

absolute rocket of a flight attendant rn

i really fuck with ziplock baggies

Last night was a getty images