when he sees lesbians at tractor supply

"Everyone get enough? What a great day. Surrounded by my friends. Not forgetting anybody. Not a single person missing..."

made some mistakes in my life but I never wore crocks

new fav 🖤 from .Flappr

Mohammad Do you ever ask yourself if it’s weird to wish death upon a country that, by your own admission, kept you alive through its entitlement services? Are there any remaining neurons to make that connection, or has third-world worship led to terminal brain rot?

MtF trans use hormones from the urine of industrially-managed pregnant horses to grow fake "breasts" As the mares pregnancy nears its end stage, their foals are killed as unwanted byproduct—the mares are artificially inseminated to begin the process again & remain "productive"

If you can't recall what a commonly-used word meant yesterday, and the reason you can't recall is that remembering would mean that some political figure is imperfect or some political movement is misguided, then you have surrendered far too much of your mental life to politics.

Six years ago today, I pulled over on a highway in New Jersey to photograph the greatest billboard of all time.

Less than 1 year apart.

This goof

This is the size of Denmark compared to Texas. There is nothing good about European Rhode Island.

this is your friendly reminder that i had to give my handguns and rifles to the government of Canada because they prohibited or banned them including my son's .22 squirrels shooting rifle (reason for a ban: it resembles M4.)

"his father George Washington Hitler" lmao, i can't breathe

listen, bolsheviks took everything from my family, but perhaps they were right about journalists and academics.

This is a professor at the University of Toronto, University of Toronto in their Department of Religion.

people argue about Adams but are the other three truly deserve their labels too? really?? be honest, please. a rapist? seriously? terro- what? who the fuck made this meme lol.

i'm still so very full of food and drinks. being mean on twitter helps me digest this unholy amount of food and booze i consumed yesterday.

were you born without eyes?

Zohran Mamdani: practically broke because he mismanaged rich parents' allowance. New Yorkers: fuck yeah, mismanage our taxes next, communist daddy.

Deadwood Marshal 𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓹𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮 batu me for president is perfect because i just want to stand around and look pretty.