Life is so beautiful and our ancestors only lived to like 32 so let’s love and be thankful

this morning i feel content. and not that 85 yrs old ‘about to die’ content. like 27, excited to just be in traffic content. life is a movie content

is there anyone, even just a little bit down, to try traditional Chinese bat soup? If u say no ur racist

its unfortunate. our tales must live for a short while in the written testimony. Brief, but soon to sit like kings and trophies on the shelves of infamy.

alcohol should be free

when you fold a piece of pizza that’s an italian taco 🤌🏼🇲🇽

Insurance companies are organized crime protection

socially, my cracked iphone is still better than a android

Dubstep will inevitably come back stronger than ever

this country is so wild that if we all chose to protest gas prices we’d probably get shot by people who agree that gas is too expensive

Who needs male birth control when I can just consume over the daily recommended amount of micro plastics

Ceiling fans should be air purifying @dyson

So much traffic, felt like I was in India

I can’t wait until my phones in my head I can’t wait until my phones in my head

How are you gonna tell me cold showers are good for you but drinking cold water is bad for you

the smell of an old person toasting an english muffin

may beautiful piano music fill the ancient halls of my empty mind

if T swift wrote a musical it’d put Lin out of the biz

hey guys if i die first just know i had the coolest life

if its one thing I don’t, it’s know.