A microwave that only turns on when you scream at it

girls with tattoos can straight up shoot me with a gun I don’t give a shit

my favourite position is first in mario kart x

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: girls with tattoos can straight up shoot me with an M4A1 with grenade launcher attachment dude I don’t give a shit

exquisite tuck from da boy

The speech from Killer Mike is just incredible. I’m not sure what else there is to say. Just watch it.

Yesterday the UK (population 66 million), had more deaths from #COVID19 than the entire EU (population nearly 450 million)

I have some words to say regarding current events, so I hope you'll hear me out...

BILL

im fucking crying

Breonna Taylor’s murder is not a joke. It’s not a meme. It’s not meant for your get clear skin tweet to go viral. She was a real Black woman who was murdered in her own home. Jonathan Mattingly, Brett Hankison and Myles Cosgrove are the cops who murdered her not just some cops.

Welcome to Britain. You can't see your family if you have already been in contact with another household but you can meet your family at a wetherspoons at 6am tomorrow to get fucking annihilated because this is an entirely normal country.

"hold on bro i got a few anime girls to rt and like on my timeline"

The girl Nikita Mazepin admitted to behaving inappropriately towards has posted these on Instagram recently. I’ll let you draw your own conclusions, I know I have mine. I remain firmly in the #WeSayNoToMazepin camp. #F1 can’t continue to ignore this.

Gangster's Paradise

I've spent all day listening to 3OH!3 and I don't regret it one bit.

Lifehack: avoid red lights by driving at 114,004,827 mph. This velocity will blue-shift them enough to appear green. nobelprize.org/educational/ph…

I want to be this content...