i should’ve been a journalism major because i’ve got things to say!

i can’t help it im just so whacky and subhuman!!

if i was a bird id only use my beak for eating ice cream

if i was a transformer they would call me mechacoochie prime

my tiny and petite frame is crumbling under the immense pressure of being

im going to defeat the concept of time but with a chainsaw.

i was shitting on groupme earlier but it’s got the cutest little notification sound

my mouth is closed but i am screaming.

would you still love me if i was an amorphous ooze?

i cut off my hands and sewed on talons. im a bird now. caaaaw

i cannot process anymore stimuli. please do not expose me to anything else today

i need a girlboss exorcist to cleanse the evil spirits in my head

the primal urge for toast.

the one thing we can all agree on is gaga

community service idea: removing the duffl ads from the sidewalks

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i need to be pressed under some very large rocks right about now

my eyes are closed but i’m not sleeping, i’ve simply retreated to the inner corners of my mind