With $30k in total revenue they were able to buy $3M in a buyback to increase FDV by $3B. Crime.

creating a cocktail called Godzilla Milk what goes in it

if your post has this your support is fake and useless self-ratio

here you sit, thinking you've committed to the bit while all the while Luigi Primo has been ascending to godhood before our eyes

how much ya got in stables

I wouldn't touch $wlfi in any circumstance ever so it's prob a great buy

NEW LEAK: Price sheet of 200+ crypto influencers and their wallet addresses from a project they were recently contacted by to promote. From 160+ accounts who accepted the deal I only saw <5 accounts actually disclose the promotional posts as an advertisement.

you can just steal tweets

what's crazy about this is i've been actively building, investing, using crypto for 7+ years and I have never heard of any of these accounts. We've really shifted into a broader space, much of which deserves its terrible reputation

making money is good stealing money is bad saving money is good wasting money is bad

People don't talk enough about how much courage it takes to be.

Being low level in the secret lizard cabal is exhauasting.

who do i have to kill to end the toe fungus commercial on ESPN while I'm trying to eat and also exist without barfing

got a self warming toilet seat and spent 3 days just sitting on it feeling wealthy

My favourite crypto lore is the guy who lost $1m on his MEV bot and had to negotiate with a competitor in discord roleplaying as a pirate to get some of the money back.

don't join a cabal don't create a cabal don't become a cabal resist hyperliquid

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proposal: nothing in your butt if you have pigtails

shorting $hype here