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This is what happens when I can’t watch the Mets.

Your power will be restored 7/7 at 2:00 pm. Power goes on at 8:15. Excellent.

I have been to London a bunch of times. What recommendations do you have for someone who has done the most basic touristy stuff already?

I still exist.

The Cyclones lost but Greg won a Mark Vientos signed bat for $5

What a bad person

No, you stupid dipshits, no one has a machine to do this to the weather.

The curls look good now. I just hope they do in the morning.

I mean psh. I can throw a ball 11 feet at 20 mph.

David Wright gets his #5 retired by the New York Mets today! LIKE and REPOST for a chance at this autographed baseball from the former Mets captain. Rules: mlb.com/network/about/… | NoPurNec, US/18+, Ends 7/22

No. 5 on the field, No. 1 in Mets fans hearts ❤️

Congratulations, David! 👏

Wtf was that, Mets?

Why are the Mets the way they are?

Okay, Brandon. Let’s go.

I thought Amy Bradley fell overboard but Netflix makes a good case that she was trafficked.

This used to be me. (I still get no likes, I just don’t tweet that much anymore.) The secret is needing to yell into the void.

I need a professional organizer. I also want to yell at my ex but we haven’t talked in months so that’s good.

I am just not gonna sleep I guess