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Punit Pania

@punit_pania

Stand-up comic, writer, producer, life-coach-in-denial
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After destroying thousands of acres of forests and lacs of trees, letting industries dump directly into rivers, burn open trash within city limits, continue the worst kind of plastic at throwaway prices, you the taxpayer have to save the environment by regulating your AC temp 👏

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We should come up with an acronym for Prayers/Condolences/Regrets n Shocks that interns of politicians/celebrities can use every time a tragedy happens so that we can get past their useless formalities n get to the actual news quicker and know how we'll prevent this in the future

We should come up with an acronym for Prayers/Condolences/Regrets n Shocks that interns of politicians/celebrities can use every time a tragedy happens so that we can get past their useless formalities n get to the actual news quicker and know how we'll prevent this in the future
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How tone deaf have we become as a country? Ashwini would be proud of this reel but as a people we can't hang our head in shame enough at the bafoonery passing for governance. These hollow men are in charge of our safety and well being!

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One would have thought Shweta Singh will never be able to top her Rs. 500 nano chip coverage but champions always break their own records. Never underestimate Indian Media 👊

One would have thought Shweta Singh will never be able to top her Rs. 500 nano chip coverage but champions always break their own records. Never underestimate Indian Media 👊
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Death toll piling up with an accident a day, usual Soros/Jihad/Khalistan formula is not going to work anymore. I have a feeling they will invoke astrology very soon and blame the year 2025 itself. Anything but take accountability.

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Delhi, Sat, 21st June: in.bookmyshow.com/events/new-yea… Chandigarh, Sun, 22nd June: in.bookmyshow.com/events/punit-p… Both shows are happening in these cities for the first time this weekend 🛫🤞

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YT Live Tonight: youtube.com/live/76ZAUt3hR… Should we do our own risk assessments since those in charge will only give us condolences at best?

YT Live Tonight: youtube.com/live/76ZAUt3hR…
Should we do our own risk assessments since those in charge will only give us condolences at best?
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One Last Time: in.bookmyshow.com/events/notes-f… 29th June, Mumbai Also happening on the same day online for folks not in Mumbai n from pretty much anywhere in the world: townscript.com/e/copy-of-copy… I've stopped doing this show but one last time for those who've missed it n for old time's sake

One Last Time: in.bookmyshow.com/events/notes-f…
29th June, Mumbai
Also happening on the same day online for folks not in Mumbai n from pretty much anywhere in the world: townscript.com/e/copy-of-copy…
I've stopped doing this show but one last time for those who've missed it n for old time's sake