Lawro's punditry lacked depth tonight, he isn't anywhere near as good as my brother Gary! #MOTD

I think Theo Walcott is the finest centre forward in England, he just doesn't score or assist enough #Arsenal #SUFCvAFC

Wayne Shaw shows great hands, how he held onto that pie! #PunditJoke

'I was an accountant from the age of 20 to the age of 30, before I got the sack for no apparent reason. What a waste of 14 years that was'

So Wayne Shaw, who slept on a sofa 3 nights a week at Sutton to maintain and run the place loses his job over #piegate. FFS!

I think Owen Coyle very unfortunate to be sacked his record was very good apart from the defeats! #BRFC

That defending from City was poor, I called Gary there he agreed with me! #MCIASM

Pep is so generous, he makes sure the opposition has lots of space to play, I like him a lot! #MCIASM

Applied for Blackburn Rovers job, hope to hear from Venky's soon, the wife made chicken curry tonight, so I'm familiar with their work #BRFC

I am still learning Spanish, I got my phrase book out and "chicken" is translated "pollo", I hope the Venky's are Spanish #BRFC

FFS!!! Missed out on the job, they aren't a big enough project for me anyway! #BRFC Blackburn appoint Mowbray skysports.com/share/10777487

Today I am watching the replay of England v Romania game at Euro 2000, I played really well that day! #NeverAPenalty

That goal was so good I have a hardon! #SEVLEI

My moment to shine has arrived, I have an interview tomo #LCFC #Leicester #Ranieri #Foxes Leicester sack Ranieri skysports.com/share/10779114

James Blunt wouldn't be such a ballbag if he didn't look like James Blunt! Have all his albums on cassette tapes #GrahamNorton

#Rangers reveal the mystery assistant to Graeme Murty, and he thinks all Celtic fans are dickheads! #GRFC #Gers #GersFamily

Why would #Leicester #LCFC seriously think Woy would be a good appointment? He's a wanker!!! #RoyHodgson

I think the ref is having a fantastic game! #MUNBOU

I think if David Moyes and I had still been in charge at Utd today, we would have won that game! #MUNBOU

Very interesting article! Was Wenger right on Sanchez? skysports.com/share/10794349