If i wasn't on 1/3 shifts, I'd be celebrating Boris' resignation in style. Good riddance. To think he compared himself to Churchill.

‘he's a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality worthy your lordship's entertainment…’ All's Well That Ends Well, Act III, Scene VI

Not sure the resignations in favour of Boris are ever going to come close to the number that resigned as an act against him.

That new Jesus will be roughly 1000x more badass than original Jesus?

"I am the victim of a malicious witch-hunt by a kangaroo court."

I post lots of pictures of Bundy on here, so I thought I would let you guys know we had to say goodbye to our best friend yesterday. He had not been well for a while and we knew the hardest, but kindest thing would be to let this amazing cat get some rest.

After a storming gig at the #EmiratesStadium watching Arctic Monkeys my wife was unfortunately involved in a traffic incident close to the stadium that has ended up needing emergency surgery. There were loads of eye witnesses and wondering if anyone got any video footage?

Anyone know why the BBC News channel is playing BBC Radio 5 Live?

Raising interest rates hasn’t worked the first twelve times, but I have a good feeling about this

Recently been prescribed Sumatriptan to help manage migraines. Had to use it for the first time today and my goodness it seems like it could be a game changer for me going forward.

Went to the pub for a few last night and then had a Chinese. Feel a bit like this.

Laurence Fox Barclays Bank Mate, listen carefully because this is really important, we don’t fucking care.

Instead of taking the clippers to my head every time I need to shave it I occasionally go to the barbers and get a wet shave done. Having warm shaving foam brushed onto my scalp is the closest thing to a spa day I have experienced and it's amazing.

Yo KFC UK, Google tells me you're coming to Saltash soon. Please confirm? Fed up of showing my passport to get into England to get me some chicken.

Glad to see local POS Johnny Mercer is in the crosshairs of Carol Vorderman. Needs to be taken to task for his grifting bs.

Joaquin Phoenix ya es historia de cine. Comodo, Johnny Cash, Joker y ahora Napoleón, entre tantos otros. Este tipo hizo y seguirá haciendo papeles inolvidables. Uno de los mejores actores del siglo y ya de la historia.

My younger brother was thoroughly embarrassed when the restaurant played happy birthday and brought out a cake and candle for him. Highlight of the year so far.