Twitter = The future. Yeah?

I love waking up from a nap more tired than I was before the nap.

Kids woke up at 6:30am. There’s no way today could go south.

Each soccer player gets “hurt” on average 3x per game.

With 8 kids in the house this year, paper plates are the only way.

Who’s coming to the 2026 Fifa World Cup in Atlanta with me?

A fork is better than a spoon but a spork sets you apart.

50 cal echo bike 50 front squats 50 burpees This view wasn’t a bad touch either

I’m starting a Christmas tree farm in my backyard if anyone is interested in purchasing one in 2030 when they’re ready.

Puzzles…yes or no?

Marriage Maturity: Moved a couch and put up the Christmas Tree today without a single argument, fight or passive unresolved comment.

Nothing has ended more friendships than monopoly.

Great day to have a great day

The collective American work force just lost 2hrs of productivity. Let’s go USA!!!!

Staircase to 700 bins of Christmas decor

Are bags of peas more used for ice or to consume?

Free idea: ice pack bike seats

Chex mix is so underrated

I like shelled pistachios bc they remind me how impatient I am.

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