entering a cutecore girls home

A terrible lesson we learned about not letting women fly the space ship.

Top five humans of all time: 5. John Cena 4. Santa Claus 3. LeBron James 2. Jesus Christ 1. Donald Trump Honorable mentions: Tom Macdonald Ben Shapiro Charlie Kirk

In case anyone still thinks our country is incapable of doing evil, testicle crushing is light work compared to how we treated detainees in Abu Ghraib.

Goat still got it

This is so nostalgic! I miss when my nutsack was smooth and hairless without needing to shave it.

run away from the internet and act like you weren't being told for years your behavior wasn't okay. don't even bother apologising for your behavior and instead making constant excuses for it even now in your scheduled tweet. it's been fun Little Buddy! #DONTCOMEBACK

I won’t apologize for being constantly brought up and harassed by you for months and you consistently made fun of me for being disabled and then claim you’re disabled to avoid accountability. Atp stay off the internet and learn when to stop.

I just nutted in my own eye

im officially leaving twitter. im spending too much time on here. take care everyone. i'll be back in 15 mins

I just shoved 3 gas station bagel dogs up my pussy

that ChibiHebrews guy really cried about twitter niggas being mean to him over his "ragebaiting" so he started a fake lawsuit fundraiser & scammed 14k out of his followers

Isaac! Look out! You're surrounded by PEDOPHILES

Maybe if this is what she looked like, maybe I'd be more interested in Israel.... Vivienne Medrano 💖 bbno$ 👶🚫💰 Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו lets make it happen!

We’ve decided to go with “Alex Pretti could be a fictitious character from a 1975 movie.”

They always got the pig face going bruh

*yawns and puts my hand in my pants* *leans over a little and shits my pants* Wake me up when something funny happens *immediate sleep apnea snores*