What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer and a pregnant woman have in common? Someone forgot to pull it out.

Hey Elon Musk, what ever happened to the Tesla promise to close the windows when it starts raining?

Praying for a miracle for Charlie Kirk but it will take a miracle. I fear for the worst.

The only advice I can think of that I’d ask Michelle Obama about would be how to land a quarter-million-dollar job for a hospital that was completely without purpose or value.

You need to work this into your Third Watch sign-on, TheGayDispatcher🏳️‍🌈™️

HAHAHA!

It's a horrific thought that leftists are murdering innocents and then committing suicide in some sort of Kamikaze attack on the Second Amendment. Is there another explanation for what is happening in our country right now?

#PCEIYA

I modified a Jets game cartoon for ya, TheGayDispatcher🏳️‍🌈™️

Pumped up for the Megyn Kelly show at Gas South Arena

I DEMAND that the government drop an actual case of mortgage fraud aimed at the perpetrator of the malicious prosecution of a fake case involving alleged mortgage fraud.

Ex-Navy pilots have a steeper learning curve when transitioning to commercial aviation.

Hey FirstNet, Built with AT&T, are there any programs or plans for a hospital to get a wifi hotspot that is available in the EMS room for EMS providers who do not have their own connectivity, for accessing and posting medical records and various other cloud access needs? Obv our hospital has

Please, Donald J. Trump, back a conservative, not another swamp creature. Endorse Paxton.