This was an insult to Smith. Sorry, sir.

Ryan Day if he doesn’t keep the train on the tracks.

I know Gus Johnson is sick being in Columbus without Main Bar (RIP).

#goBucks

They say it takes a village to raise a child

One of my hidden pervert qualities is I am a lifelong Dodgers fan. I quit baseball awhile back but always said I will watch World Series Game 7. So with that said: ¡VAMOS DOYERS! #underdogs #ohtani #stickball

Dodgers collapsing in a big game… god it’s just like 2009 all over again.

#underdogs #grit #determination

God I love being a fairweather fan. #Doyers

Man, that was the most fun I have had watching baseball in about 15 years. Can’t wait to order my #championship merchandise. Shoutout to YAMAMOTO and THE GREAT NATION OF JAPAN 🇯🇵🎌🏯🗾💴

You better shape up Ross Bjork

Bring on the Super League! I am tired of watching accountants.

It really was like that.

Not our fault Archie Manning was scared to play Black kids in high school.

The Alpha Way is just sitting on your couch and mainlining Twitter like a Normal Guy. I haven’t watched a pregame show since 2017 season, and I am better for it.