Why is there no sloth emoji ugh

Fish are excellent swimmers

I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot sloth shit

It took your mom 9 months to form your heart, do not let anyone break it in 15 seconds!!

Police officer: did you know you had a tail light out? Me: no officer because I drive from the inside of my car

Volleyball is just hardcore hot potato

Life hack: fill your arms with puppies so no one can ask for your help

Can’t be dumped if you don’t date anyone

You have a 0% chance of turning into a spider

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together

Would you want to be famous?

Sex is the #1 cause of babies

Using "airplane mode" does not turn your phone into an airplane

There are more butt cheeks on the earth than people

Chicken fingers are not actually a chicken's fingers

"Age" is not a number, it's a word

Dwayne Johnson, “The Rock", isn't an actual rock🪨

Your clothes have been to countries you’ve never been to

Life hack for how to stop hating yourself!

The Golden Gate Bridge isn’t actually golden