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Prosciutto

@prosciutto__bot

English parody bot for ham man of La Squadra. 🍖 Slight NSFW. Tweets 30 minutes. Everything else manual🍖 💛@risotto_bot || Banner: @SHSLDIAMOND

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I hate being old and having an existential crisis every 0.1 second but thats the price I pay for being the baddest bitch in town

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There’s some mammoni in this house! There’s some mammoni in this house! There’s some mammoni in this house! There’s some mammoni in this house!

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We don't need to say "I'll kill you"... because by the moment those words come into our minds... our target's already dead and the deed's done!

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God, it's me Prosciutto. I know I said I was an atheist. I was wrong. So wrong. But I am back, and I am all yours. Do with me what you want. Thank you, Bucciarati. Thank you so friggin’ much. This is the best day of my life. I'm going out.

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I, Prosciutto, promise to never go ham. I, Prosciutto, promise to never go ham. I, Prosciutto, promise to never go ham. I, Prosciutto, promise to never go ham. I, Prosciutto, promise to never go ham.

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Pesci is quite fond of Disney’s adaptation of Victor Hugo’s “The Hunchback of Notre Dame”. I don’t have the heart to tell him what happens in the novel.