“If a monster existed, it was buried deep within.” #HalfBloodPrince

Splendid to see Exstimulo potion is back on the curriculum. Excellent for use in combat! #WizardsUnite

I’d like to express my gratitude to the Hogwarts house elves for all their hard work. Cleaning, cooking, laundry, standing in as emergency foot stools. I dare say they’ve almost deserved a rest! Once my dry cleaning is returned of course.

Excellent ageing potion brewed by my 4th years. Ten points to you all! If only I’d taught them how to brew an antidote..

HORACE SLUGHORN 💚

“All hands on dick Granger.” #ReplaceOneLetterInASentence

The real reason I didn’t want to be recruited into the Death Eaters. Plus you can never get the sand out of one’s shoes!

Rather pleased to say I’m still a Slytherin. The Sorting Hat always gets it right! #HousePride Wizarding World

Merlin’s beard it’s Friday the 13th!!!! I do hope you’ve all taken a drop of Felix felicis!

Yawwwwn! Can’t believe that sleeping draught my second years brewed has just worn off. Well done. And on New Years Day! I really can’t wait for 2019. Have I missed anything?

Ahhh lovely Lily!

“Use it well” #LiquidLuck

To all my wonderful followers (and the not so wonderful ones) please please please STAY AT HOME. These are mad times we live in, mad!

Surely the muggles can just use a bezoar???

I say, it’s now become quite easy maintaining a two metre social distance from fellow wizards & witches with the waist line I’ve acquired during this lockdown!

So glad the Three Broomsticks is now open again after lockdown. Between you & me the landlords, being close dear friends of mine, still provided me with the occassional beverage or two but seeing as my custom has kept them afloat over the years one can hardly blame them!

Merlin’s beard, what with planning classes, marking homework & assisting local businesses, such as the Three Broomsticks & the Hogshead to name a few, the summer holidays just aren’t long enough! #BackToHogwarts

Happy Halloween to all of my very dear followers! So sorry to hear you muggles are going to have to stay at home again however seeing as you aren’t able to visit places of magic anyway you really aren’t missing anything!

I’d ask Dobby to sort my laundry out but apparently he’s in “ELF ISOLATION!” Ha!

Hello Wallenby!