they make these cone-shaped fake flags for press conferences, but a lot of them don’t even attempt to look like real flags and don’t have the stripes or symbols in the right positions. they’re largely hated by vexillologists. i find the politics behind the designs interesting.

who knows?    it’ll be something else tomorrow.

any recommendations?

such as? perhaps 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴?

. . . tennis?

did i choose the incorrect sport?

. . . 𝘢𝘩.

i don’t know the first thing about football.

and i suppose you do, 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻.

oh, absolutely. you look positively athletic.

how do you know i wasn’t being sincere?

i’m not always terrible. perhaps i was being sincere.

fair enough, i won’t.