Fish head and no cannons, fish head and no cannons

there’s a point in your 30s when you realize hosting BBQs and dinner parties is the new club scene and high key better without the randoms, overpriced drinks, and terrible DJs still playing Dreams and Nightmares

That would pretty much seal his fate. They would be drafting arch manning.

Don't jump me but It's so odd to me when people don't want to have kids. Only people in my generation are on that wild shit.

Shedeur’s family and friends have done more to sabotage his career then anyone. It’s mind blowing that they don’t see it.

100 push ups a day for ten years 👀

Cardio everyday is nonnegotiable unless your job or daily commute gives you 10k steps automatically

Freedom of Information Act.

The gag is Amtrak ain’t cheaper than a flight

Leave yall ugly ass French bulldogs at home. Nobody wants to sip drinks next to your dog dying in the heat.

Seeing people try to infantilize a 37-year-old woman is crazy

The reason millennials are so nostalgic is that they got a brief taste of a world that wasn’t entirely controlled by the stupidest people who’ve ever lived.

This is going to upset people but if you need all these cute little contraptions to move the big boy dumbbells you probably shouldn’t be using the big boy dumbbells

We’re 9 weeks into a 4 week war we won 8 weeks ago.

I imagine this is civil and not criminal. The burden of proof is lower with civil.

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It's a little TOO normal if you ask me

Calling a 52 a shitty number for a linebacker is grounds for being muted for life

Every time I go back to MD its something that's trying to force me to go to hip-hop fish and chicken. It's something that's pure evil, like the people that made BET.

... This is a position battle not an election lmao. The kid is going to have to outplay his competition all the rest of this silly shit doesn't matter.