Another “Wicked” movie coming. President Trump, please stop this madness!

I love it when people accidentally write ‘balling’ instead of ‘bawling.’ Dont ever change

Imagine if he had…

have you guys heard this open.spotify.com/album/0Dt3FbpM…

What’s it called tho?

This is why I almost exclusively date people from Twitter. You’ve gotta know what you’re getting into with me.

Evening ensemble, 1929. Whitaker Auctions.

hey can you come pick me up? I’m at the immersive site-specific Chicago experience and I wasn’t good to Mama

hbd to them both ❤️

*heavy valley girl accent* y’all

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf now get ready for Margarita in a Lita

I don’t remember my SAT score but I don’t think it was very good because the guy who taught my SAT prep classes smoked weed during breaks, which was very much what I would’ve preferred to be doing

20 years ago we had johnny cash, bob hope and steve jobs. today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs. please god don't let anything happen to kate bush

I don’t care about your SAT score, what’s your SATC score? I’m a Carrie

Boss didn’t proofread his email. Nice