every time I get to earnestly say to a man “what are you, stupid” an angel gets its wings

sorry do I sound so bitter - how much did her mom pay for this

just thinking about the time I was *in* an audition room in LA & someone pulled me aside and said “we need you to take down your blush because women in TX don’t wear makeup” ??!!?!!?

it’s because I’m already thinking about what I’m saying as I’m saying it & wanting to comment on it (how does everyone not do this)

I love women because they are thoughtful. Men, seemingly, don’t think at all!

does everyone have a scent that transports them immediately back to 2017 or just me

I have lived ...;;;; 1,000 lives since then ?

listen no one is more gagged than me at using the word “funky” to describe my personal style atm

the world needs *more* of my shrill voice, actually

sorry to gloat but I am very comfortably wearing jeans today in August

violence sometimes is the answer. like, we all know several people who just desperately need to get their ass kicked

I think we should bring back texts costing money

anyone saying welcome back and/or noticing your absence is a top tier human feeling 🥺