Nobody eats pork as a means of transportation.

Interviewer; can you strike because of late payment? Desperate job seeker:

A pregnant virgin is one of the most unbelievable stories ever. If most Christians read their Bible in context, they'd know where it came from. Paul, the earliest NT writer, never mentioned it. Mark, the earliest Gospel, didn't either. It was a later invention. Isaiah in Hebrew

Mtu akitaka cuddle, mechi anaendea fine boyz but akitaka favours anatukujia sisi kina wamunyoro 😭💔😂😂

You will never get this look from that short man 😂😂

Buh who has ever seen a condom factory

Kwani KQ hupataje loss na hua hawapeani lift.

Continuing students to freshers: 😂

Ndio nimetoka Facebook na kumbe Chris Brown anajua kiswahili 😂😂💔

Me in the church singing wrong lyrics of songs but over shouting whenever they reach a part that l know

Range Rover❤️

Churches in the village have been using the same piano tunes since 2009🥲

Anyone who greys my texts, I just assume they're illiterate and don't know how to read🌝

Twins in the village on Christmas be like

Me on judgment day when they play the episode where i gave a street kid a coin😂

That hallelujah is not loud enough for the lord'

Freshaz running to a class starting in 2 hours time😂😂💔

Relatives wako wanataka kukusaidia tena sana wewe ndio umekata tu kukufa 💀💔😂

Luhya's huwa very considerate people. Ngumu sana uwapate in public setting wakiongea in their mother tongue. In fact ukiwa Kakamega town, you'll notice luhya's are just speaking in Swahili.

Ukitext wakwanza two day in a row, sit down and rethink your life broh