Taking advice on life from AI is crazy cuz AI don’t get no pussy why would I take life advice from a Virgin

The Brown student who was accused by some of the wealthiest Silicon Valley investors of murder, has lawyered up.

Population per capita by U.S. state.

I'm starting to like Twitter more , it's like the dark web and these other apps be trying to ban niggaz for nothing

What’s that plank? You want me to aim at that cop over there?

Women be like “ewww carpet” and then put 100 rugs on hardwood floors

Just amazing to watch so many Americans swoon and cheer as if the US "won the war" in Venezuela so quickly because it captured Maduro: like how the Iraq war ended when the US captured Saddam. Either the US is now responsible for Venezuela, or chaos and civil war will reign:

Muy anti imperialistas cuando se trata de Puerto Rico y Bad Bunny ¿Por qué tan callados cuando se trata de Venezuela? 🫵🤨

COVID-19 wasn't 3 years ago It was 7 years ago

Me: I’m moving out of LA LA people who declined almost every time I asked them to get together, flaked on brunch 20 minutes before the one time we actually had plans, and said “Let’s catch up soon!” for 6.5 years: Noooo I’m gonna miss you!

Ok but if houses/person goes up 2% and average household size goes down 40% what happens to houses/household

You literally can't do fucking shit It's crazy that the most love you can get is by doing absolutely nothing for anybody

“Dad, can I borrow $10 worth of Bitcoin?” “Borrow $11.62? What do you need $7.45 of Bitcoin for?”

All three people murdered by ICE so far this month were US Citizens. Think about that.

If Trump *magically* finds the votes in Georgia and declares himself the 2020 winner — does that mean this is currently his 3rd term and is therefore unconstitutional? 😬🫤 🤷🏼

There is nothing about political parties in the Constitution (despite people saying we live in a "two-party system"). In fact, several prominent founders warned of the dangers of "factions". If we got rid of the big two parties today it's hard to see how we'd be any worse off.

Libs: vote for Gavin Left: what’s his platform? Libs: what do you mean? Left: what’s he offering? Libs: FUCK YOU, selfish prick, my friends are being killed by ICE, how the fuck dare you make demands! Left: oh, sorry, is Gavin anti-ICE? Libs: no, he wants to triple their budget

max I can’t give a movie a 10/10 if I’d never rewatch it