just want to disappear until i feel okay.

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LMFAO

hot girls are tired all day

Unfortunately, I do always have something smart to say.

If I had sex every morning my days would go a lot diff 🥲🥲🥲🥲

So glad I’m a virgin y’all out here wildin

no pretty bitch has ever called me ugly but the ugly ✨

a condom?? but bae the turtles

i hope she still thinks about how iconic she is

this mf🥱

I don’t know why I’m so nervous for tomorrow… I feel like I’m running for president 😫

early results are in!

Kamala girl... I voted and did my part 😭The election up to God at this point sis

in the clurb, we are NOT all fam.

“no matter who is president jesus is king”

I believe packing my ruck in the morning is my worst idea yet

So McDonald’s employees can spot the United healthcare CEO murderer but can’t spot the fries missing from my fucking bag?!?!!??