Before you jump on hashtags tweeting about rape CHECK YOUR NIGGAZ

how I felt after putting “etc” next to the only example I could come up with

How it feels to skip a song that was once your most listened to

Ugh, I hate it when I have the chance to go to bed early and I end up wasting time scrolling on my phone

“You’re too pretty to be single” Cmon Gerrout 😒

i don’t see how people are still having kids with the current stage of nigeria, this place is so rotten i can’t imagine what 10 years from now will look like

When you ask someone for money and they reply with a voice note.

“you grab?” I no grab but go on, your story de sweet me.

My kids will never smell this Nigeria I owe them that

Honestly there’s no woman I hate enough to punish this way

Na Una Dey keep count oh.

Same Urhobo culture wey dem go force you to digwe (kneel) for small pikin just because he’s the man and you’re a woman? By virtue of marriage, everyone in your husband's house is older than you in Urhobo culture. You’ll be forced to kneel and worship the most useless man on the

My next door neighbor should catch his sub….. foolish man.

I do not regret a single class I missed in uni

Me starring back at the person who just caught me talking to myself

I told my mom she was invading my privacy and she told me I came out of her privacy

There are things you do for love that are rooted in low self esteem.

my mum can ragebait a corpse.