We grew apart, but that’s ok.

every vet student i know got a dog during vet school. every med student i know got depression during med school

It’s a bird that teaches children things. Like how to stay healthy. That’s it.

IM resident taking care of 3rd year med students on their first day on the floor. #MedStudentTwitter x.com/buitengebieden…

Therapist: have you tried not being hard on yourself Leo: I wasn’t loved as a child so now I have to be famous

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

The opposite of a Debbie Downer is a Bethamphetamine

a rotisserie chicken is an SSRI

Imagine feeling like a Rufus Du Sol song every day.

I was flirting with a girl at work today when she told me she took heart worm medication earlier in the week.

There is a joy that comes from a 10-15 minute jam session in the car before going inside.

Everything happens for a reason.

I found the perfect print for your wall in Japan. You’ll never see it.

Text me when you land.

Need to lock in, but the urge to lay and listen to Latin trap….

We could go to Malta.

I’m just a guy you met on the internet.

“Karan, I got you a croissant”

She hugged me like it might be the last time I see her.

Some days I’m in awe of what I can do.