Moments b4 penetration: omg. Shes stunning. Gorgeous in a unique way outside of fake plastic media beauty ideals. Exotic& emanating fertile sexuality. & Such a quirky kind personality. She'd make a great mother. I must cum inside Upon dismount: omg.This..is a fat retarded person

There was that post going around the other day that contained the definition of "sonder", the realization that everyone around you is living a rich, inner life just as complex as your own. We have to come up with a word that means the exact opposite of that

It’s crazy to me that people are still like this

If you’re at your lowest point I’m abandoning you. Don’t ask me not to abandon you because I’m gonna abandon you.

funny?

People drink aperol spritzes because they got touched on/molested

very interesting take on culture, thats gonna get a dead eyed blank faced "ok" from me

DUDE, that guy is so freaking CRACKED. thats some 10x engineer stuff if ive ever seen it, maybe 100x. thats what im talking about. just pure BUILDING. hope you guys SHIP, FAST. this is so motivating, i love to GRIND and HUSTLE. i love SOFTWARE. dude is changing the WORLD

i really do not like queer people

im not racist! i have all these inter-latin-american racist memes saved because hondurans doing phrenology on Guatemalans, if anything, illustrates the absurdity of racism..its anti racist, gf: ok yeah i get it, thanks for explaining. I think I am still going to head out though,

Duhhh I pwedict dat ummm peopow aw gonna ummmm be sincewe again in 2026… betause of da… chaaGPT… and dey’we stawt taking pictols wif a polawoid camewa… 🤤

“I can’t stand wasting time parenting my child for ten minutes when I could be accomplishing something important through my work.” The work:

I think it’s cool how you pierced your ears like a faggot

Im too old to be here much anymore bc literally every 2nd or 3rd post effectively ragebaits me. wym theres still 'doordash discourse'. wym u all like fat 'orb latina' who purrs at camera? wym mossad honeypotted every single important gentile wit underage girls? every single one??

You ever notice how the only people that reply to your tweets are the idiot cocksuckers that you wish were dead

Hello I’m a 15 year old from 2020 with 100,000 Reddit karma and these are my favorite albums

You’re going to have to be so much more specific

(D'Angelo barksdale teaching wallace poot and bodie chess)"this the king *kissing piece*mwah! he the king pin. *kissing piece again* yeah, he a boy alright *kissing piece* nah, matterfact he a whole man*kissing piece* chyeaah, he a mafuckin fella *sucking on the tip of the piece*