Stopped trying to prove my point & started walking away 🚶🏻🚶🏻

: Nick, what are you doing for Mother's Day? Nick: nothing my mothers dead : omg how about for your wife? N: Nothing, she's not my mother 😂😭😂😭 I can't with my coworkers

Argue with one bitch and BOOM here come here friends... okay paw patrol🙄😭

Coworker: you need to watch the movie, it’s on Amazon Prime. : I don’t have Amazon Prime, give me your accounts Supervisor: PEARLLLLL 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Don’t be shy @ her sis

Not me arguing with my coworker because he doesn’t understand what “spilling the tea” means 😪

Yigo subway SLACKING

ima wear what i wanna wear when i wanna wear what i wanna wear wanna wear wanna wear wanna wear DEMMMMET 😀✋🏼

I’m literally scolding my child. I’m telling him “stop throwing everything everywhere before you get spanking.” He gives me a dirty ass look then smiles and says “YOU’RE FUNNY” My mom needs to get her grandson before I go nuts

My son is such a mama’s boy & he reminds his dad of that all the time 😂 Noen: daddy? Russ: Yes Noen: I want mommy I’m literally right next to Russ 😂😂

*me singing ‘Then Leave’ by BeatKing* : I ain’t gay but I let a btch eat me out *looks at my mom* : you know that song? Mom: I heard it before 🙄🙄🙄🙄 😂😂😂😂😂 love her

whenever a girl posts a selfie w a song over it on her story i always sit thru the whole 15 seconds bc i know she spent a good 5 minutes selecting the perfect 15 seconds to put over her selfie & it’s part of the selfie viewing experience

Felt this 😂

It’s like if you know I’m crazy . Why fuck w me .

Sometimes u gotta let shit fall apart .

everytime somebody like my ig story, i gotta watch it again 😂😂😂😂😂😂